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2018/12/13 : 23:00

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1: お前名無しだろ (ガラプー KKfd-jzqb) 2018/12/10(月) 11:58:02.16 ID:gxVm/joQK
ボスに付けられたアダ名がヤオ

2: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイ 93eb-jbFp) 2018/12/10(月) 12:02:04.35 ID:QOoDlmKN0
五秒以内なら逮捕しない

3: お前名無しだろ (スップ Sdf3-pK/5) 2018/12/10(月) 14:45:25.67 ID:7KGy2znId
犯人を追いかける時の曲がサンライズ

4: お前名無しだろ (ガラプー KKb5-pQxt) 2018/12/10(月) 15:22:41.83 ID:qB37HGpXK
取り調べでボコボコにするけど怪我はさせない

5: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイ 6154-3M3s) 2018/12/10(月) 16:45:50.30 ID:gwLcf/+40
刑事「お前、何をした?」
Ss木K介「調子に乗るなよコラ」

6: お前名無しだろ (アウアウウー Sa05-X1+B) 2018/12/10(月) 17:32:04.18 ID:GiOvYoLVa
拳銃の代わりに毒霧

7: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイ 2bbb-OBpN) 2018/12/10(月) 17:33:30.89 ID:gAdlJT280
取調室で容疑者の調書作成中に乱入し調書が無効に

8: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイ 2bbb-OBpN) 2018/12/10(月) 17:40:33.31 ID:gAdlJT280
犯罪はすべて格付け
前座…万引き、盗撮、酔っ払いのケンカ、自転車無灯火
中堅…人身交通事故、痴漢、空き巣、スリ
セミ…オレオレ詐欺、薬物所持、強姦
メイン…殺人、暴力団絡みの事件、

9: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイ 91bb-n9Ol) 2018/12/10(月) 17:48:06.08 ID:p36tGR800
相棒と書いてタッグと読む

10: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイW 910d-zDQy) 2018/12/10(月) 19:10:09.79 ID:uaERnEKh0
いちいち腿パッチンする。

11: お前名無しだろ (スップ Sdf3-pK/5) 2018/12/10(月) 20:48:47.94 ID:7KGy2znId
番組のテーマ曲は平田の入場曲

12: お前名無しだろ (アウアウカー Sa9d-xoNy) 2018/12/10(月) 21:01:31.05 ID:ir2afgHEa
引ったくり犯は剛龍馬

13: お前名無しだろ (スッップ Sdb3-pK/5) 2018/12/10(月) 21:04:37.28 ID:WnwXPdl9d
安田も犯人役だな

14: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイ 89da-r7dA) 2018/12/10(月) 21:28:51.92 ID:ge/EJmox0
長州「会社に貸した金だろ?俺は返さないよ」

15: お前名無しだろ (ガラプー KKfd-jzqb) 2018/12/10(月) 22:16:52.58 ID:gxVm/joQK
防犯訓練では最大級のパフォーマンスを魅せるが
ガチの事件では何も対応出来ない

16: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイ 91bb-n9Ol) 2018/12/10(月) 22:54:27.52 ID:p36tGR800
毎回被害届出しに来るチョイ役でレギュラー出演する前田日明

17: お前名無しだろ (アウアウウー Sa05-zDQy) 2018/12/10(月) 23:06:10.08 ID:iK1YkSQGa
犯人と乱闘になった際、剃刀カットで自らの額から流血。

18: お前名無しだろ (アウアウウー Sa05-zDQy) 2018/12/10(月) 23:07:56.80 ID:iK1YkSQGa
永源 泉田 仲田、

すべて自殺で処理される。

19: お前名無しだろ (アウアウウー Sa05-zDQy) 2018/12/10(月) 23:10:20.05 ID:iK1YkSQGa
やっと捕まえた犯人に、何故かリマッチ権をあげる。

20: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイ 93f5-aoeu) 2018/12/10(月) 23:14:44.28 ID:qPNTqaoE0
警察手帳がチャンピオンベルト

21: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイWW 01a6-XPMl) 2018/12/10(月) 23:16:03.45 ID:3szwwQNH0
取調室はいつも、「コラコラ問答」

22: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイ 91bb-n9Ol) 2018/12/10(月) 23:25:24.10 ID:p36tGR800
滑舌が悪かったりアレばかり言ってる被疑者をなぜか通訳できる取調官

23: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイ e1d2-RvqJ) 2018/12/10(月) 23:33:43.46 ID:VrELbZUk0
DJポリスはいないけど、DJニラならいる

24: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイ 939e-LB2p) 2018/12/10(月) 23:45:08.87 ID:2DhLsxDw0
解決してみれば、狂言(ヤヲ)の事件ばかり

25: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイWW 49a6-T+E4) 2018/12/11(火) 02:27:00.35 ID:+652F3yM0
タクシーの運転手を殴って懲戒免職。

26: お前名無しだろ (アウアウウー Sa05-zDQy) 2018/12/11(火) 06:07:37.27 ID:cSFlhYfla
膝が悪い。

27: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイ 2bbb-OBpN) 2018/12/11(火) 09:48:03.62 ID:+qpPSSmW0
組事務所への大規模家宅捜索前は休暇をとりサイパンで調整
ほどよく日焼けし当日の大一番に挑む

28: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイ 2bbb-OBpN) 2018/12/11(火) 09:50:08.60 ID:+qpPSSmW0
ついでにサイパンでリラックスしてる時を狙い警察広報誌「119ゴング」記者
が現地独占インタビューを行う

29: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイ 31c9-e5Zh) 2018/12/11(火) 10:02:08.24 ID:d/e8KpQ90
車やバイクに乗っている時のBGMはもちろん木戸のテーマ曲

31: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイWW 93b9-SyCD) 2018/12/11(火) 12:04:30.39 ID:3ApYfLYo0
俺はプロレス詳しいよと嘯きながら
最近は全く追えておらず
いつまで経っても長州ネタで喜んでいる

32: お前名無しだろ (アウアウカー Sa9d-XPMl) 2018/12/11(火) 12:04:54.37 ID:42wM95Fma
覆面パトカーなのに覆面レスラーが運転してるのでバレバレ

33: お前名無しだろ (ガラプー KKfd-jzqb) 2018/12/11(火) 12:15:09.96 ID:NDGPTU7OK
番組冒頭で緑のタイツ履いたおっさんが紫色に変色して倒れてる所から始まる

34: お前名無しだろ (スップ Sdf3-pK/5) 2018/12/11(火) 12:15:23.32 ID:YhhInY3Kd
暴走刑事に署長が「これがお前のやり方か」と言う

35: お前名無しだろ (アウアウウー Sa05-zDQy) 2018/12/11(火) 12:42:53.83 ID:ZcntgpMsa
犯人に毒霧の素を渡す。

36: お前名無しだろ (アウアウウー Sa05-zDQy) 2018/12/11(火) 12:49:39.89 ID:ZcntgpMsa
水道橋付近での検挙率はトップクラスだ。

37: お前名無しだろ (アウアウカー Sa9d-XPMl) 2018/12/11(火) 14:38:19.79 ID:42wM95Fma
身元不明水死体に「お前平田だろっ」

38: お前名無しだろ (アウアウウー Sa05-SRxD) 2018/12/11(火) 15:57:23.05 ID:yst7Tpr3a
犯人「次なんだっけ」
刑事「雪崩式狙え」

39: お前名無しだろ (スフッ Sdb3-x7/c) 2018/12/11(火) 17:27:53.78 ID:Gx1FNJ0jd
幼女誘拐犯が森嶋。
障害事件犯人が杉浦。

40: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイW 910d-zDQy) 2018/12/11(火) 17:37:05.53 ID:0ALI84VI0
仲間を助けようとして殉職 in 神戸

41: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイ 91bb-n9Ol) 2018/12/11(火) 17:55:27.22 ID:RDy35w1P0
当日の朝刊で事件が起こったのを知るコンニャク藤波署長

42: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイ f1d2-5wwv) 2018/12/11(火) 18:17:07.22 ID:wHDwbGtD0
重大事件の容疑者逮捕に向かう朝、
意気込んで「時は来た!」と、叫んだら
仲間の刑事から嘲笑される。

43: お前名無しだろ (スププ Sdb3-MO+9) 2018/12/11(火) 19:03:37.64 ID:2e+Y/cOfd
パトカーのトランクには常にパイプ椅子

44: お前名無しだろ (スフッ Sdb3-l9nG) 2018/12/11(火) 20:14:51.96 ID:n83jfnJbd
武藤刑事

68: お前名無しだろ (デーンチッ Sdb3-TsnM) 2018/12/12(水) 18:35:51.38 ID:Os7f2tgOd1212
>>44
高野検事

秋山巡査 泉田巡査

45: お前名無しだろ (ガラプー KK45-jzqb) 2018/12/11(火) 20:27:57.10 ID:NDGPTU7OK
斎藤容疑者

46: お前名無しだろ (スフッ Sdb3-x7/c) 2018/12/11(火) 21:21:11.72 ID:Gx1FNJ0jd
紫の変死体

47: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイ e1d2-RvqJ) 2018/12/11(火) 21:54:54.41 ID:jxvoRntf0
犯人の背中に「catch us if you can」って書いてある

48: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイWW 5b4c-PTwQ) 2018/12/12(水) 00:31:56.35 ID:EsdiTLsO0
怖そうな犯人(ゴルドー)には近づかない

49: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイWW b939-0KWN) 2018/12/12(水) 01:49:33.42 ID:myG3L+6j0
クロネコ刑事が手錠を掛ける相手を間違える

50: お前名無しだろ (アウアウウー Sa05-SRxD) 2018/12/12(水) 04:21:00.53 ID:Rs68Ld9ca
犯人とやりあってる時に野次馬から「八百長!」って言われる

51: お前名無しだろ (アウアウウー Sa05-zDQy) 2018/12/12(水) 08:16:05.58 ID:F5Js77Kta
飛び降り自殺の人に対しては、みんなで両手を広げて受け止めなければならない。

52: お前名無しだろ (スップ Sdf3-pK/5) 2018/12/12(水) 08:33:39.78 ID:xyzXBe3td
>>51
その前に野次馬を下がらせないといけない

53: お前名無しだろ (アウアウクー MM4d-2fLh) 2018/12/12(水) 08:43:47.05 ID:sn9jaUPyM
>>51
飛び降りるときはムーンサルトでw

69: お前名無しだろ (デーンチッ Sdb3-x7/c) 2018/12/12(水) 18:56:38.95 ID:6IolCY2td1212
>>53
いや、そこはドラゴンリングイン

54: お前名無しだろ (スップ Sdf3-Ig1G) 2018/12/12(水) 08:56:19.91 ID:BLVK7r4rd
難事件はワイルド探偵が捜査協力

55: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイWW b939-0KWN) 2018/12/12(水) 09:24:10.47 ID:myG3L+6j0
生活安全課の永源が地元のヤクザと繋がっている

56: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイWW d309-PTwQ) 2018/12/12(水) 09:28:16.99 ID:lNIRakNV0
犯人を説得するときマイクを持つとどこからともなくマイクコールが起こる

57: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイ 2bbb-OBpN) 2018/12/12(水) 10:15:39.74 ID:MvlYD8e00
上層部からの圧力で捜査中止→ドラゴンストップ

58: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイ 2bbb-OBpN) 2018/12/12(水) 10:18:13.42 ID:MvlYD8e00
アメリカン(ポリス)スタイルは一時期日本警察スタイル
より数段劣ると認識されていた

59: お前名無しだろ (ブーイモ MMb5-kqfC) 2018/12/12(水) 11:20:35.07 ID:hEINOiYBM
交通課の速度取締時に20km/h超過を申告するもドライバーからは19.99km/hオーバーだろ?と食い下がられる

60: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイ 2bbb-OBpN) 2018/12/12(水) 11:31:17.07 ID:MvlYD8e00
一度退職し送別会も盛大に行われたが半年後にしれっと職場復帰

61: お前名無しだろ (デーンチッ Sa05-zDQy) 2018/12/12(水) 13:20:18.26 ID:nxqV7Xrfa1212
上にいるヤツらすべてですーっ!!と言いながらも、何もしない。

62: お前名無しだろ (デーンチッ 2bbb-OBpN) 2018/12/12(水) 14:29:10.46 ID:MvlYD8e001212
女詐欺師に身ぐるみ剥がされた刑事がいた

63: お前名無しだろ (デーンチッ f1e9-n9Ol) 2018/12/12(水) 16:18:57.07 ID:vfroYvy601212
(規制線を)またぐなよ!またぐなよ!

64: お前名無しだろ (デーンチッ 2bbb-OBpN) 2018/12/12(水) 17:24:51.44 ID:MvlYD8e001212
犯人に斬りつけられた怪我の手当てついでに公費で包茎手術

65: お前名無しだろ (デーンチッ 8989-n9Ol) 2018/12/12(水) 18:06:48.33 ID:oWXtWtZO01212
拳銃支給ことわりパイプ椅子で突入

66: お前名無しだろ (デーンチッWW b939-0KWN) 2018/12/12(水) 18:09:31.51 ID:myG3L+6j01212
取り押さえられた犯人にシュートサインを出すミスター空中

67: お前名無しだろ (デーンチッ 2bbb-OBpN) 2018/12/12(水) 18:33:21.41 ID:MvlYD8e001212
夜を徹して張り込みの時の夜食はアンパンとプロテイン入り牛乳

70: お前名無しだろ (デーンチッ 93f5-aoeu) 2018/12/12(水) 19:36:16.28 ID:IPd1o9lB01212
上司に意見具申しにいくときは念の為ハサミ(前髪を切る用)を持っていく。

71: お前名無しだろ (デーンチッW 934f-S5Mn) 2018/12/12(水) 21:45:44.49 ID:bgIcAhGq01212
>>70
そして、上司の目の前でモイスチャーミルク配合って言いながら、髪の毛、切るのか。すまん、俺にはできん。退職金の5割増しくらい積んでくれたら、是非やる!

72: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイWW b939-0KWN) 2018/12/12(水) 22:08:00.47 ID:myG3L+6j0
立てこもり犯をマイクで説得するラッシャー木村

73: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイWW 01a6-XPMl) 2018/12/12(水) 23:07:57.93 ID:tEzaGNLg0
プロレス刑事の隠語

タイガー  虐待やリンチ
剛     ひったくり
キンタロー 性犯罪(主に婦女暴行)
タハッ   SNSなどのサイバー犯罪
つくし   未成年犯罪
森嶋    タクシー運転手暴行
文子    覚醒剤など麻薬全般
TARU  暴行

79: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイ 1ebb-8Bx+) 2018/12/13(木) 10:29:21.05 ID:NgJTmbQt0
>>73
sk  殺人事件

74: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイ e1d2-RvqJ) 2018/12/12(水) 23:18:24.44 ID:TeyoL2x20
犯人を逮捕する時に白目をむく

75: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイ 91bb-n9Ol) 2018/12/12(水) 23:19:39.94 ID:Ge1l5zpJ0
任意同行を拒否するチンピラをチェアーズイリュージョンで公務執行妨害に

76: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイ 3bd2-frNl) 2018/12/13(木) 00:57:33.01 ID:bDHasvcp0
二日酔いの状態で組事務所に1人で乗り込みボコボコにされる

77: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイWW badb-nx0W) 2018/12/13(木) 02:19:12.60 ID:9O3w1a5T0
紅一点の悪徳美人お茶汲みがいる

78: お前名無しだろ (ワッチョイWW af39-W+dQ) 2018/12/13(木) 10:16:06.75 ID:29nnli7P0
敬礼する時にゼアと言ってしまう

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