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【お題】思春期の娘とあなた(=父親)ならどんな話題で話す?(5ch)

2018/12/17 : 21:00

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1: ぽんちきぽんぽんちき ◆gCzmRyzQxE 2018/12/11(火) 20:08:14.66 ID:WLEOO+PH

俺なら「見てみて!左手からケチャップがでるおじさんだよ~」ってケチャップまき散らしながら勢い芸で話しかける

32: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:54:37.14 ID:QPhN9orJ
>>1
普通に家出か、警察か児童相談所に駆け込むな娘は

2: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:09:21.86 ID:vQLZnkaD
やつぱセックスだろ
奥儀48手

3: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:09:46.67 ID:oKgHdfrv
Tik Tokってどうやるの?

4: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:11:03.45 ID:V8+lv3qa
お父さんってやっぱりくさいんか? おしえてけろ

5: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:13:14.66 ID:5b/oWu6/
一緒に一風呂浴びて語り合おうじゃないか

6: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:13:46.70 ID:kclt9+bW
お父さん、ディズニーランドの株主に成っちゃった
優待が来たら、あげるからな
これ鉄板

39: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 21:40:17.38 ID:3kg7KxAe
>>6
おお!

45: Ψ 2018/12/12(水) 03:17:26.53 ID:JdipGe78
>>6

娘「ディズニーもいいけどさあ、東宝(株)の株買ってよ。優待券欲しいし」

7: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:14:00.29 ID:KscSp8J6
そりゃ今ならクイーンの話題を出すべきだろ

8: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:14:34.15 ID:gIeu4Arb
自分を振り返れば分かるけどその時期って親が鬱陶しくてしょうがないからね
俺なら近づかないよ

9: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:18:15.81 ID:3ENvR0X5
ほっとけよ、何のために母親がいるんだよw
姉や妹がいるなら共同戦線張って置け
面倒事は彼女らが何とかするハズ

10: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:18:20.34 ID:nNDw5Q6L
>>思春期で口を聞いてくれない

こっちから何を言っても聞いてくれない。
娘が警察にでも捕まるとか、娘側がわが不利になれば
きっかけができるだろう

11: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:18:29.57 ID:7Q8SfPFV
シャンシャンと同じ、大人になって独り立ちするとこなんだな、(´ω`)

12: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:20:15.59 ID:ZVMA95AS
そう言うときは猫を飼えばいいんだよ

13: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:20:25.07 ID:U/qIyIe9
とりあえず犯す
それでも口を聞いてくれないなら大したもの

15: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:21:37.76 ID:rXO4RVaO
>>13
いや、口きかんだろw

14: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:21:31.28 ID:Gq8mF/Li
昔からオッサンは若い娘に嫌われるものと相場は決まってるんだから、諦メロン

16: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:22:54.35 ID:mRxpGK6U
口きいてくれないならこっちも無視する

17: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:25:58.21 ID:XvQ90IGz
携帯の操作教えて貰う

18: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:26:28.24 ID:qDL7/6Ph
ん?????????????
なんかどこかで聞いた話だな。
そうだ、皇族とかいう一家の話だったな。

19: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:28:13.45 ID:X2jugywv
>>18
まこ?かこ?あいこ?

23: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:36:58.82 ID:qDL7/6Ph
>>19
うーん、全員そうなるんじゃないか?w
もし自分が娘の立場で
父親が天孫だと言い張るなら、、、ブン殴ってるねw
目を覚ませ!!!!クソ親父!!!とな

20: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:29:53.26 ID:owFPoqew
かまってちゃんの父親とか最悪なんだけど?
そんなブキミな大人を無視するのは、極めて正しい行動だと思える。
正しい行動をとっている娘は、親として温かい目で見守るべきだなw

22: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:34:03.88 ID:X2jugywv
>>20
ここには娘を犯すとか書き込むような基地外某民族しかいない
健常者は避けて通る方がいい

21: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:32:41.61 ID:YHxYN9nY
取りあえず一発殴る

24: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:37:00.06 ID:M9mqN0qk
寒くなったなあ
カイロ持ってるか?
風邪引くなよ

25: ぽんちきぽんぽんちき ◆gCzmRyzQxE 2018/12/11(火) 20:38:11.75 ID:WLEOO+PH
>>24
優勝

26: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:39:13.40 ID:hxRXv7+V
自分から話しかけなければ良いだけ。

27: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:40:04.73 ID:fhyDqb4o
胸大きくなったな

28: !omikujiじっぷら15周年ペロペロ仮面type-R ◆UPpqiSvvM./K 2018/12/11(火) 20:40:29.90 ID:YR6HzPK/
(@ω@)指を口に突っ込む

29: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:43:12.49 ID:X2jugywv
マジレスすると
霊能者曰く
俺に神が5人ついてて
娘に神が7人ついてるらしい・・

30: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:45:46.32 ID:BjSg+cuZ
小型犬とネコ飼うと会話が増える
ペットショップがあるAEONに一緒に行ける
ついでにブランドショップで服買ってやる
「パパまたいこうね!」と言ってもらえる

31: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:46:52.34 ID:qDL7/6Ph
悪い俺には八百万付いてるそうだから重いんだよ、これが

33: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:58:39.44 ID:8FONBbOX
身なりと振る舞いと言葉遣いを上品にするだけでいい

34: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 20:58:39.72 ID:Y/jPiWhT
娘が洗濯カゴに入れていたパンティを嗅ぎながらChinpo フルボッキ状態で丸出しで娘を凝視する。

35: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 21:07:20.43 ID:559bb8sZ
男ができたのか

36: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 21:12:53.05 ID:G/r9dsH+
娘の好きなアイドルの話しかない。
深い話でもはなく、単純にカッコいいとかそんな感じで十分。
ただ共感するだけ。

37: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 21:16:30.03 ID:RHgp0V/H
娘の好きなBLの話しかない。
深い話でもはなく、単純にカッコいいとかそんな感じで十分。
ただ共感するだけ。

38: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 21:20:52.61 ID:qDL7/6Ph
テレビなんか娘に見させているのか????
そりゃ親父失格。

40: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 22:49:28.35 ID:Y/jPiWhT
お前、夜中にオナニーがクチュクチュうるさいぞ!と言いがかりをつける。

41: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 22:50:43.77 ID:rXO4RVaO
>>40
きも!
って言われるところまでが鉄板かw

42: Ψ 2018/12/11(火) 23:23:07.28 ID:56QXEVgy
思春期・反抗期は来ない方が心配になる

43: Ψ 2018/12/12(水) 00:02:42.94 ID:T+0JYvLz
お前貧乳だな。
今からキャバクラ行くけど一緒に行くか?

44: Ψ 2018/12/12(水) 00:59:17.37 ID:Azk5+NVg
いいかクソ虫
父ちゃんと母ちゃんがBTしてシーツに残ったシミから生まれたのがお前だクソ虫
お前に許された返事はsirだけだ、
そのじじいのちんぽこより役に立たない口でクソ垂れる前にsirと言え
わかったかクソ虫

46: Ψ 2018/12/12(水) 04:03:11.50 ID:y+bQFcnx
リアルで娘持ちの父親らしきマシなレスと
モテない引きこもり男の妄想レスが入り乱れててウケるw

47: Ψ 2018/12/12(水) 08:23:07.15 ID:lbUduKbZ
今日の下着は何色なんだ?

48: Ψ 2018/12/12(水) 11:17:23.27 ID:l+CyGvos
無理に擦り寄ることもなかろう。
嫁入り時分には普通に戻ってるものだ。

49: Ψ 2018/12/12(水) 11:29:14.26 ID:CI62nRe/
娘「オレに話しかけるんじゃね~~~~よ。」

50: Ψ 2018/12/12(水) 11:40:14.39 ID:fjIsfdFK
「おまえの学費を出してやるのは義務教育までだ。高校から先は自分で働いて行け」

51: Ψ 2018/12/12(水) 11:43:25.85 ID:CI62nRe/
娘「やべーボーナス出たわー」

>>50「娘よオヤジに金送って下さい」

52: Ψ 2018/12/12(水) 11:50:20.01 ID:fjIsfdFK
マジレスするとそういう娘は托卵だろう?間男の子だ

55: Ψ 2018/12/13(木) 02:22:33.71 ID:0uclGj1t
>>52

托卵がキモ卵に見えた師走の二時

53: Ψ 2018/12/12(水) 15:17:58.91 ID:tlLNvlQx
まあ、大抵の事は嫁はん通しての会話っていうか意思疎通になるわな

54: Ψ 2018/12/12(水) 19:19:34.06 ID:iVlB8P8u
思春期で
すでに娘がいるとな!

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