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#地味な呪いを考える

2018/12/17 : 22:00

嫌いな相手の小さな不幸を願うハッシュタグ

ミレニアム「一万円札や五千円札買い物をすると62%の確率でおつりに二千円札を渡される」
「折り畳み傘の柄の継ぎ目に、うなじの毛がはさまる」
気がつかないうちにテンキーのNUMLOCKが外れてる・CAPSLOCKがかかっている呪い。パスワード入力で慌てる。
空港の金属探知機にズボンとかスカートのファスナーがひっかかる。しかも全開
ノズライ「ごはんつぶが鼻の穴の奥につまった感じが一日半つづく」
ラスネ「4~5日、自分の一人称が『私』や『俺』ではなく、強制的にファーストネームになる」
レジの払いで小銭が常に1円足らない
ハゲてる先輩から髪の毛の話題をふられてしまう 
今日はトナー切れに遭遇しました。これもそうなのか…。
RT @carmine4tw: コピー機とプリンタが、必ず自分のトコで紙ぎれをおこす
グロブ「出かける直前になって手袋の片方が見つからなくなる」 
弁当やカップラーメンに付属してるソースや液体スープの袋に「どこからでも切れます」って書いてあるのに、むしろどこをちぎろうと思っても、どこからも切れませんように…… 
狭い通路で正面から歩いてくる人が左右どちらに避けようとするかの予想がことごとく外れる
 
#地味な呪い
メロディーだけはしっかり思い出せるのにタイトルだけがわからなくてもやもやするがいい。
ジュディ・オングを思い出すと木の実ナナが思い出せなくなる。

長澤まさみを思い出すと新垣結衣を思い出せなくなる。

ケビン・ランデルマンを思い出すとマイケル・マクドナルドを思い出せなくなる。 

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