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#1番くだらない理由で怪我したことある奴が優勝

2018/12/18 : 22:00

腐女子だった高校時代。工業高校のため男子が多かった。
人の気配がない屋上付近の階段で同学年の双子イケメン男子がキスをしていて
それを見てしまい、シーと2人に人さし指でやられ、その場を去り、悶絶して壁を叩いたら手首にヒビが入ったこと。
真島ヒロ先生に「いつもワンピース読んでます!」と握手を求めたところまでは覚えてる。次に気付いたら、もう病室だった。
家のフローリングで助走をつけスライディングしたところ、思いのほか滑らなくて全体重が片足にのしかかり骨折
こう見えて柔道してて。
それであといっぽで念願のメダルだったのに、負けた。まだ 、その時点では無傷。
そして、悔しくてゴリラみたいにウホウホしてたら鎖骨折れた 。
#1番くだらない理由で怪我したことある奴が優勝
昔、チャーリーワン(現アピア)というアミューズメントパークでパンチングマシンをやったら、当たりどころが悪くて右手小指の甲を骨折😭
周りの友達は大爆笑。クソ痛いのに痛くないフリして、その後ボウリングとローラースケートを。超苦痛でした💦
枕元に置いていたプラモのガンダムが地震で倒れて、ビームサーベルで額を刺された。
ヘルメットがなければ即死だった…
#1番くだらない理由で怪我したことある奴が優勝
#1番くだらない理由で怪我したことある奴が優勝
高校時代の話
体育館にて授業中に友人の後ろからダイビングヘッドでズボンを掴み、ずらした。
思いのほか勢いがあったのかパンツまで脱げてチンコ丸見え。
友人、慌ててパンツとズボンを上げて振り向きワイの頭を思い切り踏む。
前歯二本が宙を舞う。
人生初の京都にテンション上がって清水寺のお店のあたりで「京都イエエエエエエエエイ!!!!!!!!」ってジャンプしたら木の柱に激突して出血しました。
中学生の夏休み 夜中に学校のプールに忍び込んで ダイブ決めたら水が入ってなくて 両脚骨折 夏休みは車椅子生活
#1番くだらない理由で怪我したことある奴が優勝
若い頃、同僚にウォシュレットの素晴らしさを語られる。

知事 初体験してみる

ポチッ

ウィーン、、、(出てくる)

知事「wktk」

プシャッッッッ!!!!💢(最初からLvMaxだった)

知事「くぁwせdrftgyふじこlp!!!!!!」

【切れ痔再発】
#1番くだらない理由で怪我したことある奴が優勝
鍵をかけたまま自転車を焦げるかチャレンジして見事田んぼへGO
#1番くだらない理由で怪我したことある奴が優勝
幼稚園児の私「ホッチキスで指留めたらどうなるんやろ?せや!やってみよ!」
(喜んでホッチキスを指にバチン)
私(血出んぞ!!指に針埋まってる!なんかじんじんする!おもろ!!)「先生見て!」
先生「(顔面蒼白無言で先生を呼びに行く)」
#1番くだらない理由で怪我したことある奴が優勝
①1000円札を発見

②友達より早く取ろうと走る

③コケる

④骨折
#1番くだらない理由で怪我したことある奴が優勝

PCでゲーム中、足元に突如現れたゴキブリに驚いてひっくり返り、机の角に右足小指をぶつけ骨折した
10月くらいの話 pic.twitter.com/53BsmFQHd3
#1番くだらない理由で怪我したことある奴が優勝

自分より身長15cm高い同性に壁ドンしたら勢い良すぎて人生初の突き指した

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