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2018/12/30 : 19:00

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「サッちゃんはねサチコっていうんだ本当はね
だけど派遣だから・・・・


「サッちゃんはね
サチコっていうんだ本当はね
だけど派遣だから
派遣先からは社名で呼ばれるんだね
可哀想ね、サッちゃん」
#社畜童謡 #大人の童謡
スケジュールの中には タスクがひとつ
先方ゴネると タスクはふたつ
上司が無茶言う タスクはみっつ
1時間おきに タスクは増える
もっとまともな上司がほしい
もっとまともな会社がほしい
#社畜童謡 #大人の童謡
ハイハイ(ハイハイ)
ハイハイ(ハイハイ)
イエースマーンだよ~
ハイハイ(ハイハイ)
ハイハイ(ハイハイ)
ワンマン社長の~
#社畜童謡 #大人の童謡
減産 減産
不況が ながいのね
そうよ
減収も ながいのよ
減産 減産
なにが すきなの
あのね 増産が
すきなのよ
#社畜童謡 #大人の童謡
残業代なんてないさ 残業代なんて嘘さ
経理の人が 付け間違えたのさ
だけどちょっとだけどちょっと
ボクだってほしいな
残業代なんてないさ 残業代なんて嘘さ!
#大人の童謡 #社畜童謡
「Aさんが夜なべをしてバッチを組んでくれた
課長は負荷の分散仕事おまえもがんばれよ
プロパーのたよりは届かない
炎上のにおいがした」
#社畜童謡 #大人の童謡
社長、なぜ泣くの
社長は皆に
悲しいおしらせ
あるからなのよ
悪い、悪いと
社長は泣くの
悪い、悪いと
泣くんだよ
外の受付へ
行って見てご覧
怖い眼をした
債権者
#社畜童謡 #大人の童謡
意識のたーかーいー、零細きぎょー
大きな態度は社長ぉーさーんー
小さーいヒゴイは社畜たーちー
くるしーそーおーに、もがいてーる #大人の童謡 #社畜童謡
仕様なんてなーいさ♪
議事録なんてうーそさ♪
寝ー惚けた人(web担)が、言ったこと忘れたのさ♪
だけどちょっとだけどちょっと「ここ使いづらいから皆の意見聞いてみよう」
責任なんてなーいさ♪
担当なんてうーそさ♪
#社畜童謡 #大人の童謡
アプリを起動すると プロセスが一つ
Exitボタンをたたくと プロセスはふたつ
もひとつたたくと プロセスはみっつ
たたいてみるたび プロセスはふえる
そんなふしぎな アプリがおちる
ふしぎなアプリが OSごとおちる
※くり返し
(ビスケットの歌で)#大人の童謡
荒らしはね、無視するのがいいんだ
ほんとにね
だって荒らしだから 同じことを何度も
くりかえすんだよ 恥ずかしいね 荒らし
#大人の童謡
シロヤギさんから仕様書着いた クロヤギさんたら読まずに捨てた 仕方がないからお返事書いた 「さっきの仕様書バージョンいつの?もうこんな仕様古くて変わり果ててるよ?」 #社畜童謡 #大人の童謡 #稀に良くある
係長さん係長さん
お腰につけたタイムカード
残業前に切らせるのやめてくださいな
#社畜童謡 #大人の童謡
いいな
いいな
人間っていいな
そう思ってた時期が私にもありました
#大人の童謡
徹夜の〜データ移行
翌朝お〜わり
そのまま日勤〜
さぁはじめましょ〜
(アルプス一万尺風)
#社畜童謡 #大人の童謡
社ッちゃんはね
社畜っていうんだいうんだほんとはね
だけど認めないからじぶんのこと
社ッちゃんってよぶんだよ
悲しいな社ッちゃん  
#社畜童謡 #大人の童謡
日曜日はバグをつぶし
月曜日に仕様を読んだ
火曜日に実装をすすめ
水曜日は障害発生
木曜日にドキュメント書いて
金曜日はリスケの相談
土曜日に遅れを取り戻す
トゥリャトゥリャトゥリャリャー
#社畜童謡 #大人の童謡
大きな会社の傘の下 
貴方(子会社)と私(孫請け)ー
たーのーしく遊びましょ
大きな会社の傘の下
#社畜童謡 #大人の童謡
夏が来ると思い出す。 屋上から飛んだ派遣の同僚。なお、骨折と精神障害で強制入院なので命に別状…は無いはずだけど音信不通。
最後の最後で不具合だ
あなたの原因 何ですか
ソースを見るけどわからない
エラーを読んでもわからない
ニャンニャンニャニャン
ニャンニャンニャニャン
泣いてばかりいるコンソール
ログも追えなくて
バグってしまって
ワンワンワワン
ワンワンワワン
#社畜童謡
上司が示した 無理納期
企画を出したこ 残念賞
終電どころか また徹夜
また徹夜
やだな やだな
社畜って やだな
おいしいおやつに ほかほかごはん
こどもの かえりを まってみたいな
ぼくもかえろ おうちへかえろ
でんでん でんぐりかえって
入 院 中 
どんぐり コロコロ どんぶりこ
設計決まらず さぁたいへん
課長が出てきて コンニチワ
品質落とさず よろしくね
どんぐり コロコロ どんぶりこ
バグが続出 さぁたいへん
担当出てきて コンニチワ
休出するので 月曜までね
#社畜童謡
哀 哀
哀 哀
終わらないんだよ
哀 哀
哀 哀
みんなのしごと
哀 哀
哀 哀
サビ残長い
哀 哀
哀 哀
終わらないんだよ
哀 哀
哀 哀
終わらないんだよ
哀 哀
哀 哀
上司はおうち
哀 哀
哀 哀
要領悪い
哀 哀
哀 哀
終わらないんだね
#社畜童謡
社長さんが飛んた
マカオに飛んだ
金持って飛んで
隠れて消えた
#社畜童謡
日曜日に会社へ出かけ
月曜日に会社へ出かけ
火曜日に会社へ出かけ
水曜日に会社へ出かけ
木曜日に会社へ出かけ
金曜日に会社へ出かけ
土曜日に会社へ出かけ
テュリャテュリャテュリャテュリャテュリャ テュリャリャ
テュリャテュリャテュリャテュリャリャリャ
#社畜童謡
ぼくの大すきな プロジェクト
ボスからもらった プロジェクト
とっても大事にしてたのに
壊れて来ない部下がいる
どうしよう どうしよう
AとBとCとDとEとFとGの部下が来ない
HとIとJとKとLとMとNの部下も来ない
ボスも大事にしてたのに
見つけられたら始末書だ
#社畜童謡

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