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#スマホのある昔話 〔つぶやきのまとめ〕

2018/12/31 : 19:00

SNSにて「さる退治のメンバー募集してます 当方リーダー(かにです)・・・

鍵付きツイッターで行っていた曹操の企ては、・・・・

浦島はとりあえず自宅に電話しようとしました。・・・

SNSにて「さる退治のメンバー募集してます 当方リーダー(かにです)。体力、やる気のある方歓迎」集まったのは牛糞のみ #スマホのある昔話
鍵付きツイッターで行っていた曹操の企ては、偽名で承認ユーザーになっていた孔明によって暴かれていました #スマホのある昔話
下人は羅生門で死人の髪の毛を抜く老婆を発見するとスマホで撮影し、「この老婆、死んだ人の髪の毛を集めてカツラ作ってるらしいよ!ひどいと思ったらRT!」とコメントをつけてTwitterに投稿し、10000RTされました。 #スマホのある昔話
浦島が地上に戻ると、どうしたことでしょう、誰一人知っている人がいません。
浦島はとりあえず自宅に電話しようとしました。
今回スマホはビニール袋に入れていたので無事でした。しかし電話は繋がりません。
竜宮城で過ごしている間に、通信の仕様が変わっていたのです。
#スマホのある昔話
マッチ売りの少女「外さみーからメルカリでマッチ売ろ。✌️꒪່౪̮꒪່ )」
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メロスは橋が流されていたのでちょっと遅れるとケータイで邪智暴虐の王に伝え、ちょっと遅れて到着し、無事処刑されましたとさ。 #スマホのある昔話
亀をいじめる子どもたちの写真をネットに流し世論を味方につけた浦島太郎。得意満面に子どもたちに説教をカマし制裁しましたが、その後竜宮城に誘われ亀の背中に跨ったところを「ウミガメの産卵を邪魔するDQN」と子どもたちに逆襲されスレ200本を消費する祭りになりました。
#スマホのある昔話
さて、竜宮城ですっかり楽しんでしまった浦島太郎。見ると、スマホのLINEに「離脱しろ」の文字が。帰ろうとしたところ、太郎は運悪く乙姫様に見つかり捕らえられてしまいました。竜宮城への来訪目的を問い質す尋問は長引き、解放された時にはお爺さんになっていましたとさ。 #スマホのある昔話
「この橋渡るべからず…だと」
「ムゥ…しかし城に行くにはこの橋を渡る他に道はない」
「ならばこうだ!トタァー!」
そう叫んだ一休さんは持っていたスマホ10機を宙に放り投げた!
「ゲゲェーッ!一体何をするつもりだ!アーーッ!宙空のスマホを踏み台にし向こう岸へ渡っ #スマホのある昔話
浦島太郎が2chを巡回していると動物大嫌い板に「浜辺で亀見つけたから今から虐待するwww」というスレが立っていました。
正義感の強い浦島太郎が「>>1 動物虐待乙 ガチで通報したは」と書き込むと1は姿を消し、スレッドはdat落ちしました。
次の日、浦島太郎が動 #スマホのある昔話
ヘンゼルとグレーテルはGPS機能を使って無事に帰宅しました。 #スマホのある昔話

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